Skank, wrap, yo mama, jank, phat, extra, cornholio, punch bug, as if, MTV Spring Break

The millennials essentially ruled the kingdom before 6 7. And we will always be 67 times better.

Plaid, combat boots, spaghetti strap shirts, hemp necklaces, CK jeans, Green Day, Nirvana, Happy by Clinique

Children raised from the flower generation now in our 40s but still wishing we were in our ragged out bell bottoms or new balances and rolled up sofie shorts.

We had angst, but you didn’t hurt our feelings.

We rolled from the club to work wristbands and all. You called in.

No gentle parenting here. The street light told the time. Alanis made us feel cool. Biggie raised us. Live saw into our souls.

God, I miss those times some days. I’m glad we never said 6 7, but then again, we had our own version

Whatever.